I'm a celebrity, dammit

I had dinner with Levar Burton and his long time companion Ned Beatty last night. Talk about a match made in heaven!





What a fascinating couple ...
And the stories they tell about Hollywood behind closed doors ... closed CLOSET doors!!!

Calista and me

All I'll say about Calista Flockhart and my experience working with her on Ally McBeal is that I ruined Calista for all other men.



Sorry about the poor quality of the snapshot. It's hard to take pictures when you've got a raging hard-on.

The reports of my death ...

I read on one of the more popular blogs that I had committed suicide.
Obviously this isn't true.
Sadly, it was my twin brother Taylor Fresno who committed suicide.
I guess the reality of the fact that he would always live in the shadow of his twin brother, Tyler Fresno, the Dancing Baby, became too much for poor Taylor to bear.
Taylor was discovered dead, in his one room apartment, in a pool of his own vomit. It appears he had overdosed on St. Joseph's Children's Aspirin, the orange flavored ones, and a bottle and a half of MD 20/20.
Farewell Taylor, we hardly knew ye.



Taylor had become so despondent these past few months.

Oh no, not another celebrity blog!!!

Hello, I'm Tyler Fresno, but you may remember me as the Dancing Baby.